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krystalgomez: fuckyeahbabyanimals: Baby squirrel that fell out...

Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:36:00 -0500

fuckyeahbabyanimals:

Baby squirrel that fell out of a tree by our apartment, we rescued it, and now it has its own babies in the same tree!

i saw a man actually reach down and pet a squirrel’s tail in russell square the other day. naturally i thought of you. and then i kicked it. (not really.)

carolynannahall: Now this made me laugh. you need to change...

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:12:16 -0500

carolynannahall:

Now this made me laugh.

you need to change your ringtone IMMEDIATELY.

txtsfrmlstnght: (512): I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they...

Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:57:43 -0500

txtsfrmlstnght:

(512): I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as ‘the girl who signed her receipt in blood’

This just screams “Nicole”! And it’s from a (512) number.

thedisgruntledgradstudent: novazembla: lickystickypickyme: I...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:58:06 -0500

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

novazembla:

lickystickypickyme:

I am that cat.
But my party has another “dress”code.

TMI.

source

These are my plans for January, February, March, and the last two thirds of December.

This is the correct answer.

lookbookdotnu: I m sorry love but there will always be another...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 06:56:49 -0500

lookbookdotnu:

I m sorry love but there will always be another man in my life His name is Nat Nat Sherman

elizablr: deghanmay: pop-enomics: vodkaphonics: I have...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:26:52 -0500

elizablr:

deghanmay:

pop-enomics:

vodkaphonics:

I have really inappropriate thoughts about this vacuum. If I had $550 to spend on a vacuum I’d have this baby in my presence right now. I would vacuum every day. I dare say I would bring my vacuum to friends houses and vacuum for them.

Oh, Dyson Animal vacuum. We’ll be together one day. Get ready.

This is my dream vacuum. That ball on the bottom is just genius!

I heart vacuums. I know men aren’t supposed to give their ladies appliances and vacuums for gifts, but damn, do I want this.

Prepare to be jealous: I own this vacuum. Aside from standing naked next to a super model, nothing will make you more self-consious. When I first got it, I had to empty it after vacuuming just one room - it sucks that well. It brings up dirt you didn’t even know you had…

still want the pink breast cancer awareness dyson, even though this is pretty hot.

"You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 05:54:29 -0500

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened—or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.”

- Tupac Shakur (via frecklesmakemestrong)

heylabodega: bethlehems: (via gaseousclay) This is the...

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:55:42 -0500

heylabodega:

bethlehems:

(via gaseousclay)

This is the truth.

:)

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:34:01 -0500

kelsium: shetoldmesomemore: rugger14: (via neightkelly) so...

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:02:15 -0500

kelsium:

shetoldmesomemore:

rugger14:

(via neightkelly)

so fresh, so spleen is the best.

Are these stickers? I want them.

treee: geneticmutations: hasslethehoff:lolitas es la verdad

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 16:56:37 -0500

treee:

geneticmutations:

hasslethehoff:lolitas

es la verdad

treee: suicideblonde: KEVIN G see: other things we...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:22:01 -0500

treee:

suicideblonde:

KEVIN G

see: other things we can’t get enough of.

heylabodega: migas: gravitazero: annarellix: (via...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:20:54 -0500

heylabodega:

migas:

gravitazero:

annarellix: (via fuckyeahmath)

I always appreciate Calculus jokes at least 10x as much as they actually deserve, because it makes me feel less like I wasted the TWO TIMES I took Calculus. At least it opened up a niche of jokes I get.

what’d i tell ya?

heylabodega: via www.hipsterwave.com math jokes really never...

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:18:38 -0500

heylabodega:

via www.hipsterwave.com

math jokes really never get old around here

shorterexcerpts: matt-t: feelgoodhits: Ol Dirty Bastard -...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:01:27 -0500

shorterexcerpts:

matt-t:

feelgoodhits:

Ol Dirty Bastard - Baby, I Got Your Money

All the pretty girls, in the world. And the ugly girls too. Cause to me your pretty anyways baby.

This song. It comes up and I can’t just listen to it once. I end up playing it all day. One time I made the mistake of putting it on a mix CD and played it in the car. All the way to work. All the way home. Hey. Dirty. Baby I got your money. Shaking my ass in the seat. Doing the hand claps. Yes, while I’m driving. Clap clap. Clap clap. Windows down. Hands clapping. Singing back up and lead. Doing that side-to-side thing with my head.

You can call me dirty, and then lift up your skirt. And you want some of this dirty, god made dirt and dirt bust yo ass.

Oh god, I love singing that part. I find myself pointing at no one in particular. Point. Clap clap. Shake ass.

Song ends. Start it again. The record is 36. In one day. This one song. Point. Clap clap.

I love ODB in the way one loves an exploding. village-destroying, civilization-killing volcano. Because it makes for such pretty sunsets.

That made sense to me.

I can’t think of a better way to start the day.

And if you aren’t following this tumblr, well you are missing out.

big baby jesus.

chiaberry: tanya77: drew: elspethjane: theviesociety: Lady...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:35:00 -0500

chiaberry:

tanya77:

drew:

elspethjane:

theviesociety:

Lady Gaga My Little Pony

amazeballs.

My-my-my-my-my P-P-P-Pony face.

fuckyeahfashionn: shweetzombies: rainbowskyline: imstephen: a...

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 05:48:42 -0400

fuckyeahfashionn:

shweetzombies:

rainbowskyline:

imstephen:

astronomie:

fuckyeahlost:

ohyeahfacts:kaustubha:whereismymind3:allthingsalishan:shalon:shaneblog:

txtsfrmlstnght:jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

Completly unrelated to LOST, but its for an amazing cause. So reblog!

tylercoates: (via explodingdog)

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:50:38 -0400

tylercoates:

(via explodingdog)

treee: geographical: wasteofpaint: notarobotbutaghost:malfoyy:...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 05:43:00 -0400

treee:

geographical:

wasteofpaint:

notarobotbutaghost:malfoyy:lottieeeee:deadwildcat:: heisjealousforme: teawithhoneydea

VOLDEMORT WANNA MAKE SURE MY CASKET’S CLOSED.

Also, that picture had My Little Ponies

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:56:35 -0400

which always reminds me of you. :)