In yet another expression of my deep, though unrequited love for television, my favorite thing of late has been responding to just about any attempt at social interaction with, “Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
“So, you into the Sox?”
“Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
“I’ve been fermenting my own kombucha, which is pretty cool.”
“Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
“We should hang out sometime.”
“Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
NIK!!!
