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Imagine you’re at a party. A guy offers you a drink. You say no. He says “Come...
– The art of “no,” continued: Saying no when you’ve already said yes. « CaptainAwkward.com
I love this post SO MUCH.
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Mmmmhm.
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miss krys—take note.
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December 2011
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Now when they had departed, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a...
– Matthew 2: 13-14 (via iappropriatelylovethefool)
attn: Crabby
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faithampersandbegorrah:
In yet another expression of my deep, though unrequited love for television, my favorite thing of late has been responding to just about any attempt at social interaction with, “Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
“So, you into the Sox?”
“Not from an actuarial standpoint.”
“I’ve been fermenting my own kombucha, which is pretty cool.”
“Not from an actuarial...
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thecolorpenny:
“Oh, you mean my pilot’s license? That’s out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you’re referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I’d have to kill you, which I can’t do because my license to kill has been revoked.”
- Shawn Spencer, Psych
LOL oh man love that scene.
our show.
December 2010
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November 2010
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I first have a feeling of triumph that I successfully consumed without...
– DrBurn (via faithampersandbegorrah)
for nik
I first have a feeling of triumph that I successfully consumed without...
– DrBurn (via faithampersandbegorrah)
for nik
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