thedisgruntledgradstudent: novazembla: lickystickypickyme: I am that cat.But my party has another “dress”code.TMI. source These are my plans for January, February, March, and the last two thirds of December. This is the correct answer.

thedisgruntledgradstudent:

novazembla:

lickystickypickyme:

I am that cat.
But my party has another “dress”code.

TMI.

source

These are my plans for January, February, March, and the last two thirds of December.

This is the correct answer.

lookbookdotnu: I m sorry love but there will always be another man in my life His name is Nat Nat Sherman

lookbookdotnu:

I m sorry love but there will always be another man in my life His name is Nat Nat Sherman

elizablr: deghanmay: pop-enomics: vodkaphonics: I have really inappropriate thoughts about this vacuum. If I had $550 to spend on a vacuum I’d have this baby in my presence right now. I would vacuum every day. I dare say I would bring my vacuum to friends houses and vacuum for them. Oh, Dyson Animal vacuum. We’ll be together one day. Get ready. This is my dream vacuum. That ball on the bottom is just genius! I heart vacuums. I know men aren’t supposed to give their ladies appliances and vacuums for gifts, but damn, do I want this. Prepare to be jealous: I own this vacuum. Aside from standing naked next to a super model, nothing will make you more self-consious. When I first got it, I had to empty it after vacuuming just one room - it sucks that well. It brings up dirt you didn’t even know you had… still want the pink breast cancer awareness dyson, even though this is pretty hot.

elizablr:

deghanmay:

pop-enomics:

vodkaphonics:

I have really inappropriate thoughts about this vacuum. If I had $550 to spend on a vacuum I’d have this baby in my presence right now. I would vacuum every day. I dare say I would bring my vacuum to friends houses and vacuum for them.

Oh, Dyson Animal vacuum. We’ll be together one day. Get ready.

This is my dream vacuum. That ball on the bottom is just genius!

I heart vacuums. I know men aren’t supposed to give their ladies appliances and vacuums for gifts, but damn, do I want this.

Prepare to be jealous: I own this vacuum. Aside from standing naked next to a super model, nothing will make you more self-consious. When I first got it, I had to empty it after vacuuming just one room - it sucks that well. It brings up dirt you didn’t even know you had…

still want the pink breast cancer awareness dyson, even though this is pretty hot.

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could’ve, would’ve happened—or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the fuck on.”
Tupac Shakur (via frecklesmakemestrong)
heylabodega: bethlehems: (via gaseousclay) This is the truth.

heylabodega:

bethlehems:

(via gaseousclay)

This is the truth.

:)

:)

kelsium: shetoldmesomemore: rugger14: (via neightkelly) so fresh, so spleen is the best. Are these stickers? I want them.

kelsium:

shetoldmesomemore:

rugger14:

(via neightkelly)

so fresh, so spleen is the best.

Are these stickers? I want them.

treee: geneticmutations: hasslethehoff:lolitas es la verdad

treee:

geneticmutations:

hasslethehoff:lolitas

es la verdad

treee: suicideblonde: KEVIN G see: other things we can’t get enough of.

treee:

suicideblonde:

KEVIN G

see: other things we can’t get enough of.

heylabodega: migas: gravitazero: annarellix: (via fuckyeahmath) I always appreciate Calculus jokes at least 10x as much as they actually deserve, because it makes me feel less like I wasted the TWO TIMES I took Calculus.  At least it opened up a niche of jokes I get. what’d i tell ya?

heylabodega:

migas:

gravitazero:

annarellix: (via fuckyeahmath)

I always appreciate Calculus jokes at least 10x as much as they actually deserve, because it makes me feel less like I wasted the TWO TIMES I took Calculus.  At least it opened up a niche of jokes I get.

what’d i tell ya?